The fine print
Privacy Policy
This is a joke of a premise executed with genuine seriousness about your data.
What we collect
Whatever you voluntarily submit through the application, nomination, or compatibility quiz: your name, contact details, answers, and any photos you upload. Nothing else. There is no tracking pixel, no ad network, and no data broker involved.
Who can see it
Only the Mad Dawg Dates committee — a very small, authenticated group. Applications, photos, references, and quiz answers are stored privately with row-level access controls and are never displayed publicly on this site.
Photos
Uploaded photos are stored in a private bucket. They are not publicly accessible and cannot be viewed via a shareable link. They exist only for committee review.
How long we keep it
Until the operation concludes or you ask us to delete it. Whichever comes first.
Your requests
You can ask for a copy of your submission or ask us to delete it entirely. Email the address you applied with and reference your name; we'll handle it manually, because that's the scale we're operating at.
Cookies
We use essential functionality only. Committee members have an authenticated session so they can log in. Visitors browsing the site are not profiled.