Est. 2026 · By invitation and application only

Meet Madeline.

Great girl. Questionable taste in men. We're fixing that.

Madeline has officially retired from endless swiping. We're opening applications for one exceptional gentleman who thinks he has what it takes to become the inaugural—and potentially final—success story of Mad Dawg Dates.

Apply to Date Madeline Meet the Mad Dawg

Applications reviewed with absolutely no guarantee of a response.

Madeline Muzyka at golden hour, overlooking the lake

Status

Accepting Applications

The premise

Dating apps had their chance.

Madeline is funny, beautiful, ambitious, adventurous, and somehow still single.

Rather than leave her romantic future in the hands of an algorithm, we've decided to upgrade the process.

Welcome to Mad Dawg Dates—a highly selective, completely unofficial, slightly over-engineered matchmaking operation with one objective:

Find Madeline an awesome guy.

Zero swiping ·No roses ·No boosts ·One application ·Committee reviewed ·Absolutely no algorithm ·

The profile

The Mad Dawg

Everything the committee is legally permitted to disclose ahead of a first date.

The basics

Name: Madeline Muzyka
Nickname: Mad Dawg
Relationship Status: Accepting Applications
Current Mission: Find someone worth deleting the dating apps for

The details

Age: 25
Height: 5'6"
City: Vancouver, BC
Occupation: Ask her about it over dinner
Education: University of British Columbia
Hobbies: Boat days, patio sitting, chronic trip planning
Favourite Foods: Sushi, pasta, anything off someone else's plate
Favourite Drinks: Espresso martini, cold beer on a boat
Travel Style: Books the flight first, plans later
Music: Country in the truck, house in the kitchen
Sports: Canucks apologist. Will absolutely trash talk.
Pets: Cute cats and bunnies, aggressively so
Weekend Personality: Boat by 11am, dinner at 9pm, bed by 1am — because she's classy

Why apply

The Mad Dawg Advantage

She's Actually Fun

No three-week scheduling process required to grab a drink.

Adventure Ready

Weekend getaway? Plane ticket? Random road trip? She's in.

Dinner Approved

Excellent restaurant companion and unlikely to order only a salad.

Socially Functional

Can attend weddings, work events, family dinners, and vacations without creating an international incident.

Low Algorithm Dependency

You met through an entire custom-built website instead. That's already a better story than Tinder.

The criteria

Could You Be The Guy?

Not a personality test. Just a short list the committee refuses to negotiate on.

Kind
Funny
Confident without being arrogant
Ambitious
Emotionally intelligent
Likes travelling
Enjoys great food
Can carry a conversation
Has good friends
Close with family
Doesn't take himself too seriously
Actually wants a relationship

Bonus points

Great cuddlerSportyBoat guyCat and bunny tolerantLoves spontaneous tripsKnows how to pick a restaurantCan assemble IKEA furniture without starting an argument

What she's looking for

The Type, For Reference

Madeline isn't asking for a celebrity. She's asking for the vibe: easygoing country-boy energy, a good hat, better manners, and a truck that somehow always smells clean.

Ref. 01

Riley Green

Southern charm, zero pretension, would fix your fence.

Ref. 02

Tucker Wetmore

Younger energy, big smile, sings in the truck without shame.

Ref. 03

Morgan Wallen

Mullet, mischief, and a voice that carries the whole bar.

The energy

Wears a ball cap better than a blazerBoots at the wedding, obviouslyCountry in the truck, house in the kitchenOpens doors without making it a whole thingCan grill, drive a boat, and hold a conversationCalls his mom back

Resemblance appreciated. Not required.

Non-negotiable